pastry cases lined with Marmite, addressed with cheese…
One hour at 220 should do it 
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well what a mess, wrong size pastry cutter, too much filling… strangely can’t taste Marmite, but the cheese on top add a salty tang that’s quite nice
Trolled by your own troll. Serendipitous…
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Perma-ban incoming for this abomination surely.
Pics needed
(Mainly for the upcoming trial at the old bailey)
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now cooled, the pastry is crisp, and there is a hint of Marmite savouriness. Might not look much cop, but they taste good
For crimes against mince pie ingredients, compounded by crimes against pie aesthetics, I do believe a custodial sentence is appropriate.
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…pssst don’t forget the shoe crimes…
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What the hell on toast are those?
Looks like a labrador lying on its back getting ready to feed her pups
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Things that are acceptable on toast not being on toast.
Dominique Ansal mince pies. Something for the kiddies.
And for the daddies. 
For that they could have used enough pastry to make a proper lid and not a star.
