Mince Pie Revisionist. Hypocrisy, Cognitive Dissonance and Flaked Almonds

[Mrs_Maureen_OPinion]

Oi! Mr Thread-Merger: get your own thread!

[Ruprecht]

Resistance is futile. Pretty sure in a few days almonds will be seen as authentic and essential.

[husky981]

@Ruprecht

With AA comes irresponsibility, righteous faux anger, lunacy, obsessively poor taste and piss taking. One peculiar yet particular joy of the pie is when it is deployed as a divisive bomb, a mirror to the rot of society. This small treat displays how polarizing / obsessive and stupendously silly humanity is with each response. If that’s not entertainment I’m not sure what is?

Yes to all of the above

[A_Touch_of_Cloth]

Marzipan.

As everyone knows, I’m all for innovation not imitation. Remember, I was the visionary who first suggested, not the normal rasperry jam but a generous layer of apricot in it’s stead.

A little marzipan added to either the pastry or heated as an oil and annointed over the pie.

I’ll get me a block of it tomorrow.

[A_Touch_of_Cloth]

^^^ Inspiring.

[Mrs_Maureen_OPinion]

@A_Touch_of_Cloth

Marzipan.

[MonitorGold10]

Fuck no!!!

Fucking animal! What the fuck is wrong with you? It’s a fucking Mince Pie, not a French Apple Tart!

Fuck!

[htm_1968]

@A_Touch_of_Cloth

Marzipan

You absolute muppet.

[Ruprecht]

[stu]

Better off using temarzipan

[Wayward]

Go for it, I say.

Most of the posters in this thread stand for sweet FA these days. Anything goes. Especially when it’s your little mate’s nut encrusted pies with internal dairy, at yer cozy private bake-off in far-flung corners of the land.

You are far-flung of course, but have no mates, so might cop a bit of flack.

How are Gregg’s mince slices this year?

[A_Touch_of_Cloth]

Never been near Greggs this festive season, strangely.

May rectify that tomorrow and purchase a box.

[Stepmotheratomicbomb]

Stay off the green it’s poison. It will eat you up and turn you to everything you thought age and experience wouldn’t bring. But without the renaissance.

It’s only far flung when you can be arsed to turn up
A deadly sin for clarity

[Professor_Chaos]

This is a lovely Christmasy thread

[Rob998]

I love this thread.

It’s absolutely beautiful that the season of goodwill is the only time the meatmen come close to open warfare.

[pmac]

@Rob998

close to open warfare.

Yeah, some of those severe blows with that sawn-off feather duster must sting like hell

[Rob998]

There are people in this thread who were considered to be the “Attack Dogs Of The Wam ”

People are going to get licked to death. Not even joking.

[pmac]

@Rob998

There are people in this thread who were considered to be the “Attack Dogs Of The Wam ”

Only by those with skin thinner than a Rizla.

[Stepmotheratomicbomb]

Fear not the hot cross bun 2025 will be a coming back together for the love in,

[Wayward]

You’ve ruined Christmas for me, don’t start on Easter too.