Mince Pie Revisionist. Hypocrisy, Cognitive Dissonance and Flaked Almonds

[Professor_Chaos]

Set aside while I work on preparing some sausage rolls.

Mmm . . . beef suet

[Mrs_Maureen_OPinion]

Ah, the self-justificatory concatenation of the delusion-filled zealot!
No, no - you confuse your own crywanking over the disgusting slime-mulch with one of Life’s Actual And True Pleasures: a thing unto itself, enjoyed by millions, and an acknowledged improver of the merely adequate.

Very different it is to the atherosclerotic pabulum you pimp, pander and purvey…

[Ruprecht]

[coco]

@Wayward

The Peninsula Savage on his own is a benign fellow…

They’re like politicians - strong opinions when it suits them, but when one of them perpetrate some unspeakable act of deviancy*, they close ranks and rally together in support.

*Potentially involving pig parts

Basically tories.

[Ruprecht]

The whining of part time pieistas smacks of green eyed envy and smells like cold crypie. Of course the the Southwest is charitably amused, we stand resolute, dedicated and serious.

All this noise, yet SE man buys his cream from the garage or some tragic un-supermarket. Every word from the home cunty bois acts as a mirror to their pre-packaged fragility. Chewy Jealousy / crunchy envy & claggy inferiority - Entertaining certainly but no one’s going to swallow it…

I suspect even a ruddy good forking wouldn’t help.

[MGOwner]

Calnan’s finest with brandy cream…

Unctuous

[MGOwner]

UNCTUOUS !

[Wayward]

Nicked from The Good Prof in the HCB thread.

A correctional trepanning for the Peninsula Savage?

[Mrs_Maureen_OPinion]

@Wayward

correctional trepanning

Just bang the ol’ Magimix inside their numbskulls and make pâté, surely?

[stu]

Looks like noddy riding a Kawasaki 250

[pmac]

Finally, the Funzie Mince pie.

Mincemeat is about 13 mths old now and it has certainly improved from last year.

All of the butter pastry.

They’re quite deep and as full as I think I can get them without major leakage.

And before anybody asks for the weight…

[coco]

Quarter Pounder

[Ruprecht]

These down town pies look mouth watering.

[murrayjohnson]

I have a bit of pastry dough left and rather than getting into making filling from scratch (next year) bought some of this to try. A bit deviant maybe but Who dares, wins.

[stu]

Late entry,but look superb.

[Kevin]

Good job you are so remote!
Otherwise there would be a disorderly queue at your kitchen door

[murrayjohnson]

Are food parcels an option or would customs never let them leave Lerwick?

[pmac]

The ferry crew wouldn’t let them leave Fetlar.

@murrayjohnson

making filling from scratch (next year)

Make it now and use it next year, it’s worth it!

[murrayjohnson]

Which recipe did you use? Delia?

[Stepmotheratomicbomb]

There will always be a home for you in the sw, you don’t need to be a deviant but it helps

Still jam sack else from the garden of England or anywhere close to there

All mouth and no clout feel