Mince pies.....2020 vision. Now '22; flogging a dead cake and heading for Beetus

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:heart_eyes: LOVE :heart_eyes: IT :heart_eyes:

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Terrible.

Frankly bizarre mince that’s like the £2.50 perfume you got for your sister-in-law off the market and completely soulless pastry that kicks-off brick hard, reducing to irredeemable clag as you proceed to subject your mouth and body to another industrial science experiment gone awry.

Also never noticed this before but why is “by” in italics? Odd as fuck.

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Presumably they’re comparing themselves to other similarly great artists?

Waterlilies by Monet or Great Expectations by Charles Dickens other examples of such creativity.

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More like Preston bypass.

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Thank you for drawing this to our attention. I learned today via the power of the pie I can be livid with fonts.

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Learn what good and bad kerning is and you can spend your entire life enraged at something you never noticed before.

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Learn enough about something to be enraged by it.

More top notch life advice from the abattoir :grinning:

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The Story of the pie. I used to be OK with Mr. Kippling
I used to be OK, with Mofi
I used to be OK with a basic set up

Fuck you, education.

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Better to have loved and been crushingly disappointed than to have never loved at all.

Clearly made sense to the marketing consultants and the extensive customer clinics they held…

Cockpunch to you anyway for having unrealistic expectations of the basic range and not going full potato and paying the likely unwarranted premium for these -

Note that do not make a big deal of who they are ‘by’

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Not sure, I’m stuck in a crushingly thwarted loop.

Learn nothing and stay angry anyway. Bitterness looking for a target :smile:

Knowledge is pain: ignorance really is bliss.

Let me explain how it goes down:

Pies appear on kitchen worktop → Pie inserted into face

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Perfected by pie

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Pie-rotechinics. Nice!

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Got a box of these LIdl ones lined up but still have to wade through 4 of those Sainsburys shitlers.

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Feed. The. Birds.

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