Mince pies.....2020 vision. Now '22; nowt' s as good as it was, I remember when it was all fields and Heston's a cunt

Any good?

You could get some in the freezer for when I come to stay :joy::joy:

You’ll be in the freezer at this rate.

Why on earth would you freeze mince pies?

… Err, cos Simmons won’t still be selling them by then…:roll_eyes:

So you want mince pies out of season? Are you some kind of Neanderthal? (Rhetorical question, no need to answer)

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No worries, we’ll just have to scoff their sausage rolls instead.

… Anyways, you’ll be responsible for feeding me, so I’ll leave it up to you :grin:

Not even crumbs left.

Good luck with that!

we found them overly sweet and craggy. Won’t be buying again

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Do you mean as in a rock face, or is that a clag-fail?

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I am sure i changed that spunk chucker induced mistake back to “clag”

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The Russian in charge of your phone’s software is obviously a fan of Simmons Mince pies.

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2020’s collective thinking is as fucked as ever - Magnificent.

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The hive mind has…err…hives??

First batch - home made using a Delia recipe for the mincemeat
(I haven’t seen any in the shops here, don’t even know if they are available)

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Then you have the chance to make lots of new friends ! Top work (the dusting brigade will be along in a minute, but it is of course optional …).

VB

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Good effort there Nick. That looks like a proper pie.

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I fear poor lighting for the shot has raised my minced brow.

Say it ain’t so.

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you are missing an accompaniment. I have the perfect item that arrived this morning

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is that sprout ketchup man…

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