They do have one advantage, you can a whole box in your mouth at once 
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Critically offensive ‘mini’ bastards.
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This
is not fun size.
This
is.
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Why are these giant tart people so happy? Where the fuck is the lid? and who is cunting responsible here?
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Needs pineapple and marzipan 
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There are times when something very large even if it has fundamental aesthetic flaws is preferable to something minimally sized but perfectly formed.
Kindly pack that straight in.
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Ho Ho Ho mofo’s.
Will be sampling these beauties for elevenses.
Will report back on pre Xmas clagginess and mouthfeel.
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Mince pies should not be landing on the partially digested remains of Croatian cuisine still lingering after your summer break.
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As ever, you make good point.
However, the Croatian holiday of lazy days mooching around in 24 degrees of Dalmatian late summer sunshine is firmly behind us now.
What right thinking piemæster is going to refuse the offer of a quad of claggy goodness well within their sell by date?
Anyhoo… to business…
First off, dusting is poor and what is there is granular and unexciting. Delving deeper underneath the anaemic pastryand there is a hint of clag and more than a hint of clove. There was some fruit, but nothing either soft, plump nor inviting.
This is no pie… this is a clove delivery platform and will suit anyone with dental issues ranging from a dry socket up to ulcer levels of pain. 10 mins later I still can’t feel my bottom lip.
Avoid these bastards. No good will come of it.
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That coffee game is a war crime.
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Always found the co op ones to be poor.
Pretty sure the overuse of clove is so they can stick shredded cardboard inside as the filling.
I quite like the apple puff pastry ones they do
Hand pulled Nespresso, complete with crema.
Don’t think you’re going to sneak this under the radar and get away with it Mister.
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So exactly what Mark said then. Nestle need bombing off the face of the planet.
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Now we’re talking