Mince Pies... The Many Unhappy Returns of the Clag Police

You almost sound surprised that anything in a McDonald’s is shit.

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Pastry chilling dans le frigo, mincemeat awaiting spooning and oven heating.

Put some ‘hosting’ rum in along with satsumas, lemon and a smear of vanilla paste.

Oh, and a slug of gin with a little bit of chopped apple.

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Highly promising (y)

Don’t speak to soon. My pastrycraft is somewhere between moccasin making and bad taxidermy.

They’re in now anyway. T minus 20 minutes.

You missed one.

Getting the lids right is tricky, my last attempt looked similar - too small or baggy prolapse. In both cases seepage was an issue.

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Don’t you have a star cutter? :thinking:

Yes… but too small for the bases.

Giving them an extra 5 minuets

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Hmmmm, musical :smirk:

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Yes. Plus I panicked whilst cutting them. My wife phoned to ask how the chicken was doing.

The chicken I was supposed to put in at 3 instead of dicking around with piemanship.

Hasn’t gone down well.

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Your opinion aint worth spit since you upped the paste ante. :-1:

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Poor show

I’ve put the heat from the top of the oven in the hope a little more colour can be added.

Checking every 15 sec lest I go full Wayward.

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brushed with egg/milk?

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Spillage is indeed an issue.

I think the pastry was too thick for the bases and a bit more heat. I’ve chucked a couple back in for an extra blast

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I used milk but I thing egg would have been better.

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These will be mashed in honor of your ignorance. Perhaps at 8:30, a very good time for a pie. 8:30

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