Mince Pies... The Many Unhappy Returns of the Clag Police

gimme mcgib

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Would be in danger of inhaling the star anise whole which might not go well.

Yes, a fractional moment of self restraint is required with that one.

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Tell your finance friend if he wants a chef for your next boy’s ski trip my rates are very reasonable :rofl:

Do you ever pour the caramel straight into your mouth when no one is looking? :grinning:

no, but it’s amazing how much caramel you can get on a spoon when you’re checking the taste of it…

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Come to Lopwell you bastard !?!

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Innovate, don’t imitate that’s what I have always said.

This gets my blessing.

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Cannot tell if you are a troll or just a buffoon…

For deeper insight can we ascertain the colour of his cords.

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Ginger with brown ceiling overtones

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A dreadful memory I thought I’d buried.

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By way of curious coincidence, I dug something very similar-looking out of my belly button in the bath earlier.

Didn’t taste much like a mince pie though… :frowning_face:

Me? I’m trying!

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:nauseated_face:

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