Pineapple beer, @coco would be delirious over it.
That was the wife’s. It was awful. But then I like my cider to taste like cider.
it’s true
Not sure if this is spring water or a spring in the step or nowhere near either
It smells rong (edit) rogue
Its made the display go looking for the dali
It tastes of a 3 day czech wedding
I’m just about to hit the red wine 
Just done that.
It was a mad expensive bottle and utterly utterly shite; so astringent that it made your cheeks feel Ike they were being sucked through a black hole.
I just fucking wish I would stop throwing my hard earned away on total fucking garbage. Every time I invest in something “decent”, in a product category I don’t know, it is a monumental disappointment.
I’m beginning to realise that I’m just a cheap everything kind of guy. About time !
Cockspur rum. We were drinking at least a bottle of Bourbon each week so my Mrs said don’t buy anymore. Since then I’ve drunk everything else we had in the house
What was it Mike so we can avoid buying it 
Get yourself down to a Co-Op and buy a bottle of The Black Shiraz for £7 it’s very good for the price
Total swill.
Maybe it is corked ?
If you don’t like a wine (especially an expensive one) just put the cork in and take it back. Regardless of where you bought it, they will replace or refund - it’s pretty much standard practice in wine retail these days. 
If you got it on-line, just call them. They will probably not even want the open bottle returned.
