Draught. Nice pint.
Bit fucking annoyed when the tab arrived, mind, and it’s characterised as “guest ale” (it’s a free house and Bateman’s is <10 miles up the road FFS), and FIVE FUCKING POUNDS A PINT!!! In rural fucking Lincolnshire!!!
Reminds me why we don’t usually drink in the Mermaid!
Kinell !! I’d kick off if I had to pay that around here 
I know, right?!
Be a while before we’ll be back.
Food was top mind 
Vimto.
What is this “Recork” thing they’re on about? 
Have a wild guess
It’s for those days when you don’t do a whole bottle in one sitting (the ones without a Y in the name)
No, not getting it.
It’s quite nifty actually but the bottle will be tanned tonight so it’s of no use to me 
Apparently, I have read, there are people who, and I can’t quite believe it, don’t finish a bottle of wine in one evening. Or morning. Crazy shit, I know.
Weird, but I suppose it takes all sorts to make a world.
tits on a fish, I’m trying to finish a bottle of gin today.
Try mixing it with Coke, or Pineapple
Fixt
What, it comes in 1’s ? Hmmm !
