....more armchair politics (Part 1)

Listening to the cunt on the radio. He appears to see it as a great victory. Deluded.

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Me too.

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He’s lying. He thinks he’s good at it, so he’s certainly deluded about at least one thing.

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A party in turmoil, difficult to recover with the toddler in charge.

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Absolutely fuckeroo’d. Won’t last the summer.

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What form of cunty vote winning, support generating bone will toy Churchill chuck at this one?

Immigration: - Gun ships in the English channel? Shipping immigrants to Saudi for slavery?
Economy: - De-regulation and Tax breaks for the city? Re introduction of Groats.
Crime: - Three strikes = life. Priti Patel’s wet hanging dream? Call the A-Team?
Health: - Promising 17,000 new hospitals, retired nurses on call at food banks?
Inflation: - Window boxes so people can: Grow for England? Sell the NHS? A How to manage your money pamphlet through the door?
Education: - Bring back the slipper to ‘make school great again’. ‘Share a book Scheme’. Curriculum dumped on parents?
Welfare: No benefits for non White citizens (Particularly letter boxes oh and bum boys)
Ukraine: Sending troops to show ‘johnny foreigner’ what plucky spirit can do.
Brexit: Blame the Irish.

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Boris vs Hunt: 66%
Boris vs nobody: 58%
Hunt: officially 8% worse than literally anything.

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Lol, that’s a far more coherent policy than they actually have.

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Poor sod he’s much maligned, but not nearly enough.

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Wouldn’t it be pleasant to be invaded by Denmark.

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hahaha what a gargantuan bellend…

Now, as some of you may know, my maths is not the best, but Ms Rayner said this morning that if you deduct the cabinet from the figures as (presumably) they all voted for the cunt, then the % of back benchers is 70% against. Is this right?

something similar got posted on twitter yesterday (alistair campbell or rory stewart i think). That said 75% against if you ignore those that get ‘payrolled’ by johnson.

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A cheeky line or two snorted just before he smirked & sniffed his way through that encounter. Weekly drug testing should be a thing in Westminster.

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Could you imagine if Westminster was forced to go booze and drug free like a lot of workplaces? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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