Well his current one anyway.
Soon as he knocks some other clueless bint up squirrel-face will quickly find herself surplus to requirements.
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Well done Boris for sticking to the rules on gatherings so as to be a good example for everybody.
It’s a chilling thought that there are women out there who are Johnson’s wife to be. Poor things.
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Save a prayer for the wretched ones that just get knocked up and discarded.
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The rumoured Canadian hairdresser?
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Former Japan PM Shinzo Abe murdered by an assassin using some sort of crude homemade firearm.
Or Helen McIntyre. Or an ex nanny. Any of the mothers of the other 5 illegitimate children he’s alleged to have fathered (outside of the 7 he is known to have)
Once again, removing politics from the equation, he is an odious, self serving, self entitled, lying, deceiving, toe rag. He and Trump are not a million miles apart, I hope that the nail gouges can be buffed out of the Downing Street door as they struggle to remove him.
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Indeed, I’ve always admired the gloss work
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After many hours of deliberation,I think the best thing to do is build a fucking big wall from the top of Scotland,down to Portsmouth.
Those who believe in brexit,that covids a hoax,that bill gates is made of clotted cream,hate Glastonbury,want to defund the bbc etc can live on the east side,the rest can have the west.
Apologies to Kent, London,east Scotland and the rest of the east coast of the uk
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gets my vote 
Thinking about it,it could be condensed down to,do you like Glastonbury
Starmer and Rayner cleared over the Durham thing. 
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Those who won’t vote get put on the isle of sheppey and have the bridge removed
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Praying for a dynamic, caring statesman armed with fortitude, imagination, unbridled intelligence and charisma
(EDIT) Appologies gentlemen the sticky little idiot seized the keyboard for a moment there. Punishment will be swift and overboard.
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Cue gammonati bursting a blood vessel about how it’s some kind of socialist conspiracy 
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Same police that cleared Cummings. Fuck em.
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