....more armchair politics (Part 2)

Bus drivers?

:wink::innocent:

Hopefully times have changed.

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It’s invariably the oldies that are like it, but only when they’re confident it’s a clique of like-ā€˜minded’. They tend to stay STFU when it’s a wider audience, as it isn’t tolerated.

One of our younger members is trans and EXTERMELY provocative, but usually delivered deadpan, which makes for great entertainment when she’s in the mood for a windup, as pretty much every possible reference hurtles over the codgers’ heads.

It also hurtles over the younger spergies too, but that’s more to do with their bubble-wrapped upbringings.

There’s also a Somali refugee family who pop-in regularly during school hols for a change of scene - watching the codgies faces as they chew thru their own tongues is medicine…

All vastly amusing and largely harmless.

Oh yeah - factor-in: Lincolnshire - 40 years behind most of the rest of the cuntry.

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Sad bigoted old fucks. Time for the knackers.

Fair point. I am too used to Leamington Spa where a flyposter for a spoken word/rap/open mike night at a pub includes the instruction (and this is verbatim) ā€œNo flagshaggersā€.

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Well why don’t you fuck off there then, eh?

Oh that’s right, you’d miss your lovely horses you fucking shameless crook

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Meanwhile, the chinless wonder sex pest Andrew Tate has apparently been detained trying to get back into Dubai. Can we direct him to Iran instead?

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Mate is currently ranting on our whatsapp group that the FCO won’t fly him home for free and they want the rip off sum of Ā£350

He’s been bragging for the last year that he’s ā€œretiredā€ from teaching at 49 to go and teach in Dubai on Ā£150k and will get even more when the wife and kids join him later this year.

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Economic migrants are so entitled :grinning_face:

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The non-taxpayers want the taxpayers to subsidise them. Socialism works! Whch is why the rich keep it for themselves.

I note with gutteral violence Ant Middletons youtube spouting how broken London is - he wants to be mayor or London whist speaking from Dubai about how much he loves Dubai. - Anti Muslim stoker reporting live from Muslim country where he currently lives… Please let the internet carry my very worst wishes to this cunt.
https://youtube.com/shorts/SOYJ8fyt9Yk?si=naFKpwFmD-h_sA2D

This one skipps go and jumps straight to conniption

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/9Vd-Jz26TNg?feature=share

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Ah, I see he was the presumptive Reform candidate but lost out to Laila Cunningham, who also seems to be running on a ā€œLondon is a shitholeā€ ticket which has worked out so well in the past.

As usual she also wants to abolish the ULEZ because as we all know Londoners love a bit of asthma.

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I had him down as a banter and flags bore until I got to

1st, 2nd & 3rd generation immigrants SHOULD NOT hold top tier government positions

so no, he’s just a racist cunt.

And now I see that he’s running as an independent. I kind of assume if he has any kind of effect it will be to further split the Reform / Britain First etc. Axis of Chodes.

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Take your horses with you, ya cunt. Arabs love their horses. I’m sure they’ll love you just as much (doubtful).

Hadn’t heard of this one. I wonder what he actually does to be able to afford this ā€˜lifestyle’*

*Reminds me of a BBC R4 comedy sketch from 100 years ago:

ā€œQ: Mummy, what does lifestyle mean?
A: It’s what rich people have instead of a lifeā€

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Keys facts of Ant Middleton, was found guilty of GBH against a police officer, lost his TV career when he was massively homophobic and goes on marches with Tommy 100 names.

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Also went bankrupt rather than pay £1m in taxes. True patriot.

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Plus he brought us this classic at the start of Covid

Next year he will be arm wrestling aids

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