Noise cancelling headphones a possibility?
You need help. Get a mate, who doesn’t know the newbie and never will, to come over and say, loudly “Take care Chaos, apparently there’s a new guy who bangs on about nothing but toy cars the whole time. He’s driving people crazy (driving - geddit !)”.
VB
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Noise cancelling big fucking twatting stick would be more satisfying.
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BTW Corgi Rockets were always quicker than the Matchbox ‘Superfast’ or Hot Wheels.
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Blimey, capitalists caught behaving in capitalistic fashion, who knew?
There really is no meaningful balance to the greed of these people. There was a bit in the Guardian today - Amazon have removed health care for a whole subsiduary (wholefoods?) - and the total annual saving? less than Bezos makes personally in 2 hours!
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Yup. Saw that.
And many people complain that socialist countries often or always descend in chaos and corruption…
Yet another reason not to buy anything from them ever…
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Huge lump of earwax came out of my ear. Lovely.
Bought a lovely polished chrome propeller to hang on the wall.
Suffice to say my wife utterly hates it. 
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The thought of you polishing your propeller makes me feel a bit sick 
Wait until Christmas and it’s covered in tinsel n stuff. Then you’ll hate it 
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Nail a Technics to the ceiling and own a fan fit for gods
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