“Best of 2019” is fucking blinding - no wonder this cuntry’s so incredibly fucking FUCKED!
Some of those are epic… the cucumber one was 
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Loved this comment
“son working in aerospace said he machined things to within a few microns tolerance - his plasterer dad was asked if he was impressed, not at all he said, “In my job I have to be feckin spot on”
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Ebay quickie
Sent an item through global shipping
Item wasn’t what I said
Sent refund including the £3.50 Postage to the global shipping centre in the uk
Who pays the rest of the shipping from there to Italy? Me or eBay?
Forget that. Now sorted
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Well surprise, surprise …
VB
Acquittal is not a common word in the Japanese legal system. If I’d been him I’d have been looking to do the same.
I suspect he is guilty however. He looks dodgy as.
Big new respect for the pope, tbh.
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She nearly had the poor auld fella over. He is not used to being tugged so firmly… 
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I find it relatable that he’d rather be at home on his own with half a bottle of Amaretto and a box of After Eights.
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More like a bottle of rohypnol and a room full of under eights.
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Someone’s had his shredded wheat! 
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Brilliant