Anyone depending on that Scotch bloke’s treat tin is in for a fair bit of doom. Imagine a biscuit sourced at Halfords to go with the coffee sourced at Ikea.
Doooooooomed!!!
Every month or so we get a look in the tin,
It’s always filled with a poor cousin,
WHY?
Someone, somewhere gift him a proper rod, reel and bait
Love a few sulphites I do. To hell with poncy fruit & such.
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Kept them quiet
They aren’t mine. It’s a close up of the ‘Tin of Sin’
Shocking failure to correctly implement the Grocer’s Apostrophe (Atroctrophe?)!
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Alphonse and Gertrude Cows own the largest dairy in the area. The Cows’ milk is considered to be the best in the country.
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I can see ways that scenario could be worse…
Which is one reason why I barely sleep at night…
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and in todays tech news
fuck once seen, you can never forget. Do not Google “cellmate chastity” and look at the images
Taken today at a bridge in the village we are buying a house in. There have been a few pictures of locals having a go in their vans and 4x4’s and getting through.
Do you get fishing rights with the house purchase.
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Do you get a pump with the house purchase?
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No we get to live well away from the floody bit. Which seems like quite a good idea. Our new place is on a nice bit according to the flood warning maps.
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That’s good, although I’d still keep a couple of pairs of stilts as an emergency measure.
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And maybe learn how to juggle too. Though I reckon I would be best as a bearded lady.
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I’m guessing just chanchers, but there are online up to £650 for used copies
I have a sealed version
Suppose need to see what are actually Selly for
Forget all that
Just silly chancers