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So old.
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Fuck sakes…I remember getting that faxed to me in '97.
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Man, that’s strong weed they get in Texas.
Belongs in the cockpunch thread. It takes a special kind of cunt to keep a tiger caged in a garage.
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Substitute ‘prog’ for ‘limericks’
Blimey; I’m pretty liberal when it comes to kinks, but that’s pushing it!
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Shoes
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Bargain (as long as silicon free polish is used).
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She’ll be needing to do 10 pairs an hour to make the minimum wage.
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Obviously I’ll have to pick her up on grammer etc.
I’m torn about advising her on her charges, she is only 9 , and 50p is a nice bag of sweets.
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Minimum wage does not apply at 12 years old.