It all sounds like whinging to us. 
Pretty sure he hasnât realised yet.
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We should have one.
On a Pi.
I shouldnât laughâŚBut 
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Itâs only funny 'cos itâs true.
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What the fuck is wrong with our justice system? This sentence is patently absurd.
Kept his job as well
Good job he didnât try that on a statue, he could have got 10 years.
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I think now that the court case is over he will be subject to police disciplinary procedures. If heâs not sacked it would be really shocking.
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No shock there. The legal system in this country has always prioritised property over people.
I know itâs a rhetorical question, but Iâll answer it anyway: they donât fucking care about the actual human impact of their bad decisions, just meeting targets and ticking boxes⌠
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Me too.
Shetland not in a box either. Bonus points for that.
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There are orangemen who would quite literally have an aneurism at the sight of that map.
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Good luck getting any consensus with that lot.
Although they do share some policies.
I met a bloke when I was working in France who was very proud of his totally fictitious Breton passport and had been involved in a group burning down holiday homes, (a policy they had borrowed from the Welsh!).
So the border hits the North Sea somewhere around Amble ? Thatâs going to go down well in Northumberland.
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Meh, they voted for little England in 2016. They can have it.
(that said, so did Cornwall but you canât have everything).
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If they cut off the water England would become a desert - vague memories of O level geography & the Tees-Exe line 
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