This is brilliant - check out the thread there are others 
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Body from Baywatch, face from crimewatch.
I still would though.
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And you came across this, how? 
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Right
To be fair, searching specifically for it is less embarrassing than reading the Mirror.
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Haha I was about to reply with a joke about the vaginas being on the ankle stumps then thought hmmmm Iāll just read that article first
What the actualā¦ ?
Do you dip into one then the other? Do you do it with a friend? Is there room for two? Are the feet attached? How big are the feet?? Iām struggling to relate the size of a vagina to a severed ankle stump but something seems off with the scale hereā¦
I donāt think this really counts as āsimulatingā anything that someone other than a serial killer would do???
Stop pussyfooting around and order yourself a pairā¦
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The price is off-putting whan I only need one! We could go halfers and just cut them apart?
Suit Stacey Brown?
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They should perhaps have a version with camel toes.
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Youāve made me chuckle, I wish Iād thought of it though 
I suspect over thinking here. . .
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The bloke who made the fishnet vegetable (?) won it for me.
VB
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Not sure this is how I want my vinyl delivered
After the aa episode earlier we did manage to make it to a river on the moors after reversing my partners car along a dry stone wall,on the plus side,it wasnāt my Astra 
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Patch getting involved. 
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