I feel a Harrys Garage style youtube channel coming on, but with a twist….
A Latinist interjects… Shirley that should be “MAXIMUS”?
Hack into a lamp post. Also available on dodgier council estates.
So I’m confused is it good or shit?
Yes.
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It won’t be broken down, it’s not an RX8.
But it’s probably either just come from the garage or is going there next.
On the basis that there are more Motoring Horrors out there than just ugly cars…
One of the unique requirements to become a Lincolnshire resident is ownership of an SUV that never so much as ventures onto a gravel car-park, behind which you must at all times tow a large, unsprung metal flatbed trailer with at least one unsecured metal object placed inside it. You should aspire to maximum CRASHRATTLE! as you aim for every single pothole while speeding between your alcohol/cannabis/nitrous/cocaine ‘appointments’.
The best time for this critical activity is 1am to 6am, after which the lost Spanish lorry drivers can take over - doing 70mph in a 30mph limit with 40 tonnes on board, a hefty jolt of meth coursing thru their veins, and a lasting inability to recognise a huge agri-factory no matter how many times they thunder past it…
