My new novel!


Five go mad in Lopwell.


I’m keen to publish something considerably more inept. Any pointers?


At least you’ve nailed the title


More of a jazz mag readers letters section man myself.


I have got no further with my zombie novel that is based in my golf club other than the title… ‘Par for the Corpse’.

I would love to write a book tho.


There are starving arts students out there who would probably ghost it for you for a small sum. Otherwise Katie Price has a good track record and is short of a bob or two.



The main premise being the difficulty of identifying actual zombies from genuine members. :slight_smile:

Why don’t we pool all our resources here, and write something together?


How about an EU withdrawal agreement ?



Never been good at withdrawal agreements. Too much willpower required at the critical moment.