My new novel!

Five go mad in Lopwell.

I’m keen to publish something considerably more inept. Any pointers?

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At least you’ve nailed the title

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More of a jazz mag readers letters section man myself.

I have got no further with my zombie novel that is based in my golf club other than the title… ‘Par for the Corpse’.

I would love to write a book tho.

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There are starving arts students out there who would probably ghost it for you for a small sum. Otherwise Katie Price has a good track record and is short of a bob or two.

VB

The main premise being the difficulty of identifying actual zombies from genuine members. :slight_smile:

Why don’t we pool all our resources here, and write something together?

How about an EU withdrawal agreement ?

VB

Never been good at withdrawal agreements. Too much willpower required at the critical moment.

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