You may remember the exciting news that we were to become boatists 
I’m thrilled to present the latest acquisition to our fleet…
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Just needs a rewire?
Kids will love it. Outboard? Or oar power for now?
Cunty McCuntface?
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Punty McPuntface?
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You had to stick your oar in didn’t you?
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As a teen I used to sometimes be driven along our road by my mum & we’d often admire a very handsome red & black motor boat with a curious name.
I can well remember my mum asking me what I thought a Muff Diver was. 
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Hahahahahahaha
Your Blackbeard, I claim my scurvy dog back.
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You’re
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LOL!
Well, I’m certainly not freefallrob on there anymore!
Bring it to Lopwell next year,i’ll get my water skis out the shed
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You forgot your fullstops.
https://www.namegenerator.biz/boat-name-generator.php
This boat name generator came up with these:
Wet Willie
Heaven Can Wait
Blow Hole
Tugger
Moon Dancer
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Bobbin
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Das Boot
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Start hunting the car boots for an old Seagull outboard
You wouldn’t need an outboard if you had me aboard 
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Hello sailor
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