Name Our Boat Thread

General Chat
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Maverick is convinced Blackbeard is me ,he wants to claim £5 …Any ideas how he is ?

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hms Stronzetto

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jet propulsion.

can you be a human sodastream?

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No, sodastreams run on carbon dioxide - I only do methane :mask:

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“A typical fart is composed of about 59 percent nitrogen, 21 percent hydrogen, 9 percent carbon dioxide, 7 percent methane and 4 percent oxygen. Only about one percent of a fart contains hydrogen sulfide gas and mercaptans, which contain sulfur, and the sulfur is what makes farts stink.”

it’s not the methane that stinks

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Thank you Professor Guff :stuck_out_tongue:

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You should sell the naming rights to a chandler’s in return for enough marine paint to get it ship-shape (boat-shape ?).

VB

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That’s the one, it’s seen better days though.

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that boat needs an Astra engine

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I’m not sure the superstructure could handle that kind of power.

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“Midnight Wire”. I always wanted a boat called that. For some reason.

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:+1:

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:slight_smile: Backatcha

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:angry:

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Would “Bucket Full of Crap” been better precious ?

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Float-no-Moar has a certain ring to it.

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Thought you would have liked Midnight Wire. It has a proggish heritage…

But any excuse to bully and bucket shame me.

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