‘Ahoycunts’
‘Get Cape, Wear Cape - Sink’
‘You will not find the bodies’
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Favourite so far 
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Forum tagline right there.
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So you admit to being Blackbeard!
Ahoy there me sharties!
Well ye gone 'n got me thar!
FFS don’t start that shit here.
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Navigator ?
Or they’re quite often named after a daughter (you’ll have to explain to the lad that boats are traditionally female - it’ll be an early lesson in privileges). That should save on the signwriting costs too.
VB
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Seabed
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Toblerow
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I think we have a winner.
VB
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Depth Charge
OH YEAH!
Sink or Swim
Abramovich.
Dun Flow Tin
Thats Dun with just the one “n” 
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Pier Pressure.
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Pavlo verboard
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Boat now in back garden.
Garage intact or a pile of bricks?
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