Nanny says

I don’t think I’ll ever be able to look at that bit of old wood in the same way again.

The association with grim salty porridge was bad enough, but at least there is now the possibility that someone found pleasure from it.

Mrs horace’s mother would be horrified by the filthy associations we have made here. That makes me happy.

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If ever two words didn’t belong in the same sentence…

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Family Dildo is Eric Trump’s Secret Service code name . . .

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He needs death by Spurtle (choose your own method)

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Easy. Use the spurtle to make salty porridge and make him eat that.

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We don’t need two porridge threads.

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