They are showing avantgardes on their Facebook page so I wonder what other kit they have. Going to visit soon with a mate and try not to buy anything.
Oh God, thereâs a place I need to stay away from, I expect.
grabs credit card and jumps in car
Road trip! Letâs all go spend thousands, Iâve given up trying to save for a deposit in Exeter.
Hmmm! Iâm down Honiton way next weekend
Nice looking building.
Sounds like some cult.
Be careful. Tinfoil helmets, please
If visiting, please report back on the state of branded stationary and complimentary mints.
Iâll do my best
Was that someoneâs Grand Design build that they couldnât afford to heat?
Kevin "âI think many people - itâs not dreaming big - but they build big. People do this, people build really big homes and then discover they have no storage and the space they have is empty volume. Itâs more space to heat, itâs not useable, it doesnât give you connection.â
I mean, Honiton is definitely the happening sort of placeâŚ
Oh what fun. Google maps says Honiton is exactly 60 miles from Plymouthđ
So is deep water
Some other brands seen on their Facebook
SME
Vertere
Mark Levinson
PMC
Luxman
Audiovector
Linn
Quad
Primare
Not exactly the profoundly different approach their website implies then.
Irresistible offerings to make desire quake & savings break:
Bespoke branded fans made from wipe clean silk
Rhodium plated ink pens with a spirit level on the top
Branded Polo Shirts (Hear that? itâs @stu starting the Astra)
Edible alignment gauge with topless girl on the reverse
Branded self heated mug that changes colour with temperature whilst spelling out the words âHiFI buffâ
BBQ tong set in the shape of headphones
Those biroâs with a picture on them that when you turn it upside down reveals a bookshelf speaker
Mobile phone cases that capture credit card details / passwords and email them directly to the dark web
Zero filtration sunglasses made from old cdâs.
Branded notepads with a stick man in the corner that when flipped shows him crying at this desk.
Mens Tanga pants with the word âWoofferâ on the pouch (lime or brown sz L)
Pre printed âSorry about the noise last nightâ apology comp slips
Nondescript mints, possibly hoisted from the toilet of a down at the heel Indian restaurant.
Branded leather key-fob with poorly made securing ring dyed to ensure it stains any garment.
Fortune cookies that suggest ill fortune if not bang in trouble with hifi overspending.
Other lovable gestures are:
Nails all over the car park for quadruple flat tyre âcome and wait insideâ moment.
Hammock in the listening room that is virtually impossible to get out of
Aromatherapy burner laced with toad venom and or glue
Pick pocketed at the door (Includes watch and or pacemaker)
Attack mountain cat, placid at first but pins grown men down for 3-4 hrs hissing
Someone give me a lift and Iâll buy a new turntable or some horns
Priorities
What is this âorâ of which you speak?
Ehh new hifi
Going here today, will snap as many pics as I can
It is of the upmost importance the âPicsâ include a haul of freebies. Pens, sweets, stickers, notepads, pencils, fans, t-shirts, mugs and other premium branded goods.