Park like a cunt (and other driving fuckwittery)


#362

It’s outside the right establishment for the stupid…


#363

Tourists from the west midlands. Fucking morons.


#364

The only thing more amazing than the stupidity of the hirers is that anyone could actually consider paying £100k for a Range Rover


#365

Agreed. However, I’m told you can spend £30k on a Corsa.


#366

And £150k on a Defender before they sold out.

Which you should all do so MrsKettle gets a nice bonus.


#367

Found out today that you can specify any colour you like for any JLR vehicle. Only costs an extra £10k. They have matched cars to nail varnish, Prada bags etc. Once you pay or it you get exclusive rights to the colour.


#368

yesterday in Dunstable


#369

Must have had difficulty steering in all that deep snow


#370

Yodel


#371

If the idiot had put the bonnet down before driving he would have been able to see where he was going


#372

On the way home earlier…


#373

Yeah, parking like a cunt :scream:


#374

Not even left his parking lights on .


#375

It must have been the sharp bend that threw them.


#376

comes under the other driving fuckwittery.

He was coming up the hill at quite a speed and tried to accelerate, lost it and went sideways into the wall right in front of me.

I’ve just come back from visiting the parents and the roads around here are quite deep with snow now but those cross climates are fucking brilliant, no wheelspins or lockups when braking.


#377

Did you stop and tell him that you had it all on dashcam if he wanted a souvenir? :rofl:


#378

And give him the benefit of your foresight in fitting cross climate tyres? I expect he would have enjoyed that :grinning:


#379

Been in the middle of the High Street since 6pm yesterday. It’s front wheel has collapsed but you would think it would have been shifted by now. Police on their way.


#380

Shit-ron innit so no-one wants to accept responsibility.


#381

except maybe ISIS