As lockdown is hopefully being eased, it might be worth practicing correct etiquette in pubs.
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“Well done. We can continue to accept you into our society”
Unexpected result.
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is that a gender neutral bog?
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I always use a trap these day, risk of shart is high after a few pints.
That needs updating now to “I drive an EV”
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Many years ago had my wallet taken out of my pocket at an open pisser, ruined a day out at the beach. You try clamping down, zipping up and running after some cunt without pissing yourself or chopping the end of your knob off with the zip.
So now it’s trap or nothing.
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They deserve each other 
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They’re often same person.
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Pinched 
Ah, a sitzpinkler.
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Nah just lock the door flip up the seat with my toe, unzip and let fly.
From Yorkshire? Full house!
A Yorkshireman would never stand next to someone at a urinal.
(They might be from Lancashire…)
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