Pork Faff Therapy/ What are you eating?

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I thought there was a dustbin for shit jokes and failed attempts at humour:

The return of shit joke thread (incorporating the humour toilet) and mainly reposts of reposts of reposts

The mrs came back from the doctors with a big smile on her face “Why are you so happy?” I asked her. “The doctor told me that for a 60 year old woman, I have a 21 year olds breasts” she said. “Oh yeah” I said “Well what did he say about your 60 year old arse?” “Your name never came up in conversation”