Only two, but they are quite big. It’s an optical illusion because of the size of the plate 
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That is fairly low carb, ditch the bread and hash brown and it’s virtually carb free (sugar in the toms but they’re ok)
Needs another hash brown to make the forkfull of holy trinity (hash brown, egg and bacon/sausage)
That was my point 
Yeah, virtually carb free if you take out the carbs 
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even with the bread and hash brown it is fairly low carb.
it’s not a breakfast without hash browns and no diet is worth that sort of sacrifice.
may as well become a fucking vegetablist
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What? By removing all of the non-meat items 
Yep, it’s not a decent breakfast without hash browns, if you aren’t going to have a proper fried breakfast you may as well become a vegatablist and have none of it.
I disagree.
That’s a surprise.
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Where are the fucking beans? FFS!
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Beans are evil.
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Since when have shitty little lumps of deep fried potato (that aren’t chips) been compulsory to complete a Full English ?
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No, that’s the purpose of either grilled or plum tomatoes. Fried eggs also achieve this.
I’ve said this before - beans on a fried breakfast is 
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As does a brew.
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No black pudding, no fried slice, no beans and no pesto.
A half English at best.
WTF 
Blasphemer !
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