Next thing youâl be admitting to no mustard too.
What kind of barbarian do you think I am?
You fucking idiot. I retract my earlier comment.
Needs some hand churned locally sourced salted butter clearly.
And a locally sourced organic egg fried in said butter

And a locally sourced organic egg fried in said butter
And mustard

Needs some hand churned locally sourced salted butter clearly.
And a locally sourced organic egg fried in said butter
Youâre starting to sound almost as pretentious as sodbury.
And a sausage.
Woah, woah, woah.

And a sausage
How uncouthâŠ

And a sausage.
Take that back.
Ok I shall, and it shall be replaced with a big slab of Lorne sausage just for you.
Either or. Never both.
Never. Ever. Ever.
What, both kinds of sausage and bacon? Now youâre talking.
Are you @jim in disguise? A hot cross bun is incoming by the looks of things
Madness. Utter madness.
Bacon, sausage and egg is the holy trinity.
Too busy a sandwich.
Lorne and egg âŠperfection.

A hot cross bun
Gosh no, a baguette

Bacon, sausage, black pudding and egg is the holy trinity.
Thatâs more like it.
A no butter failed Barbarian