Whoosh
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We aim to please 
Ready steady cook style tonight. What do we have? Rice? Peanuts? Half a cauliflower, quite a few onions and an egg…
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I had Ikea meatballs and Uncle Bens Mexican rice, all done in the microwave, then covered in siracha.
It was shit. FML.
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Does not compute. An actual shit, an actual turd, covered in siracha would still be 
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I don’t get the love for siracha. It’s sort of ok, but not hot enough, or garlicky enough. It’s just a bit meh.
Mind you, i use tabasco in lieu of vinegar on chips, so i might have desensitisation issues.
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Prawn korma with onion, red pepper and spinach, made with Pataks Korma paste and a tin of coconut milk. I’m sorry I didn’t hand grind the spices from scratch or pick the fucking coconuts,
Brown basmati, too, so stick that up your naan bread.
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Lightweight
Lazy Lightweight
Barbarian.
The girls loved it. I win.
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Home alone dinner
I’m in Red Dog, Nottingham and they’ve changed the menu. It’s not as good as it used to be in Hoxton. RIP Devastator. No burnt ends etc.
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Pan ! No temperature. No size/brand of charcoal. No grade of foil. No 3 page name for your sausages.
Not enough faff!
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Agreed, poor show
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