Beef.
curtain?
With batter.
I would have âlikedâ that if you hadnât squirted that abominable shit on it.
That stuff should only be put on food that you donât like.
Fish ânâ chips should only have salt and *vinegar added.
- NEVER that fucking non-brewed condiment piss either.
Paul wtf is that brown shit
Apparently, when youâre being served in a chippy in scotchland, they donât say salt n vinegar, they say salt n sauce?
A chippy I went to last summer in Aberdeen claimed their brown sauce was a mixture of Iron Bru, malt vinegar, Worcester Sauce and sugar, boiled down and reduced to a sticky brown sauce mess.
Whatever it was made from - it was revolting.
Expected to live like common savages!
BBQâd Sirloin steak sandwich with coleslaw.
I was having a lovely rib-eye steak in London today, when Barry Humphries walked in and sat two tables away!
Was he having steak too? Did you take pictures of his food to go on your Insta?
Heâs a decent bloke. You should have asked him what his wine recommendation wasâŚ
Did you get your money back?
Shouldâve done, the service was shitâŚ
Curry.
In place of the grated cheese and tomatoes?
Bigmouth strikes again