How very dare you! 
To think I was worried when that funny bloke hacked your account.
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Meh! 
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To be honest Jim, I believe it is impossible to diet in that house. If you are determined lost some weight, you are going to have to live somewhere else for a while. You are far too well looked after !
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I know 
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I wonder if Wayne’s looking for a lodger 
Crimsondonkey’s Bootcamp 
Guaranteed 4lbs per week and £1000 lost per week! Sign up now!
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If you squint a bit it’s uncanny.
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Left over party food, including about £50 worth of Sainsburys sandwich platters that Claires mum brought last night.
If it was the other way round - lose 1000gm per week for four quid, i would be interested 
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You could lose 2lbs a week for free 
Mother’s Day middle eastern
Chicken with shallots and pears in honey
Couscous with spring vegetables
Mashed roasted aubergine and tomato
Red pepper, chick pea and goats cheese
From Claudia Roden, Arabesque
Finished with Banoffee Pie and Cheese 
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Wow that looks nice 
That’s my kinda spread…
Yep it was v good - I’d recommend the book highly.
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What a tchooon !
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