Waiter … Certainly sir, will there be anything else?
Sod… Yes, a plate of Macaroni Cheese.
Waiter… Thank fuck you said that as I’m sick to the back teeth of hipster, American-wannabe, middle aged, jive talking cock lords coming in here trying to be trendy. It’s how the creeping Americanisation of the whole fucking world started. Oh, and fuck off with those shorts too.