Pork scratchings

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it wasnā€™t too easy getting onto the paved area in front of our house :thinking: Iā€™ll need more practice!

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Looks for sandals and socks :thinking:

Whereā€™s my Bruv and what have you done to him :astonished:

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Did you try launch control? :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

Also, remember not to put diesel into it!

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Phwoaarr! Nice one :slight_smile:

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The tank was less than a quarter full on Saturday on the test drive, but today it was three-quarters full :heart_eyes:
The vendor has been excellent. What a good chap! :+1:

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@Jim, I need gratuitous pictures of the engine please :wink:

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Impressive the way your clothes match the paintwork. It used to be that your clothes matched the nearest table cloth :wink:.

Nice car BTW. No point learning to park it properly, it is a Porker so the full cuntishness quotient is required when abandā€¦sorry dockiā€¦oops I meant parking it

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I expect a lift to the Turan forthwith :grin:

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Being completely shallow, and knowing nothing about cars: I like the colour.

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Mmmmmmm, lovely V8ā€™nessā€¦

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VTA looks a bit out.

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just leave it outside my house and walk! take a taxi

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post a picture up of the all the buttons in the centre consoleā€¦I love the buttonsā€¦

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Nice one. Any speeding tickets yet? :grinning:

Is the sat nav up to date? Hope you saved a few bob to get new maps etc.

Uhhummm, I might or might not have an email address that can assist with providing the discs to update the maps.

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Not sure. Dread to think how much a new map will costā€¦:thinking:

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