Err…probably not Dave.
Try dat. Impossible to park correctly in the next parking space so the passengers could exit the porker.
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After Brexit, this will be the new Porch:
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Which model will represent the conservatory?
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Austin Maxi handles like a conservatory.
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Jim let me have a drive of his Porsche yesterday. Dreamy 
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Was he drunk.
Must be mad.
Were you? 
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No, and after a week on my new diet I have lost 2.2kg. 
Join me Jim.
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Amputation? 
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Decapitation FTW !
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Jim is obviously preparing himself for the day when he gets nicked by the gendarmes for speeding whilst abroad, and needs a driver. Pete, safe pair of hands after a couple of years with a 911 ( as long as you discretely activate the speed limiter without him knowing, and stick to mainly motorways or A roads, not country lanes). Mark is probably safe also. But one day, he may need to call on Adam. He needs to build up to this potential emergency gently.
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Porsche Pana on top gear now
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Lost another hat?
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For Pete next time you take him to a restaurant. 
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They can’t park their vehicles between lines in a carpark. How do you think they will keep colours within the lines ?
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…but but, I wasn’t the cunt who parked it 
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