Pork scratchings


#1321

Err…probably not Dave.


#1322

Try dat. Impossible to park correctly in the next parking space so the passengers could exit the porker.

:roll_eyes:


#1323

#1324

After Brexit, this will be the new Porch:

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#1325

Which model will represent the conservatory?


#1326

Austin Maxi handles like a conservatory.


#1327

Jim let me have a drive of his Porsche yesterday. Dreamy :heart:


#1328

Was he drunk.:face_with_hand_over_mouth:


#1329

Must be mad.


#1330

Were you? :wink:


#1331

No, and after a week on my new diet I have lost 2.2kg. :+1: Join me Jim.


#1332

Amputation? :face_with_raised_eyebrow:


#1333

Decapitation FTW !


#1334

Jim is obviously preparing himself for the day when he gets nicked by the gendarmes for speeding whilst abroad, and needs a driver. Pete, safe pair of hands after a couple of years with a 911 ( as long as you discretely activate the speed limiter without him knowing, and stick to mainly motorways or A roads, not country lanes). Mark is probably safe also. But one day, he may need to call on Adam. He needs to build up to this potential emergency gently.


#1335

Porsche Pana on top gear now


#1336

Lost another hat?


#1337

#1338

For Pete next time you take him to a restaurant. :sunglasses:


#1339

They can’t park their vehicles between lines in a carpark. How do you think they will keep colours within the lines ?


#1340

…but but, I wasn’t the cunt who parked it :innocent: