Welcome to Audio Abattoirs very own Flounce Emporium where you will find and buy your very own pre-packaged Flounce.
Each pre-packaged Flounce is lovingly crafted to ensure the Flouncee escapes the gentle ribbing that previous flounces have had to endure.
All Flounces are hermetically sealed in a beige bag apart from our De-Lux Flounce-O-Matic plus version which is delivered in an extremely elegant, yet hard wearing and teardrop resistant, ladies handbag. This version also comes supplied with the inference that the place you are leaving could have been so much better had you not been made to Flounce in the first place. Market research has shown that this is particularly popular among Flouncees that have had little input into the place they wish to noisily remove themselves from. De-Lux also come complete with auto-thread-lock technology.
Fuck You!! There are no fucking diamante sparkles on the handbag!! You are doing this to annoy me aren’t you? Well you can just shove this sub-standard flounce-pouch in your shit-bucket you bullying bastard! I’ve had it, I’m off.
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I’m back again. Are there ruffles on the bag? I may be having second thoughts…is the flounce-o-matic shiny?
Prior to my flounce I am going to sell all my kit and buy something off this list. I expect to have 13p change once the wheeling and dealing is done. Can somebody lend me £20 for the Classifieds please?