Shit you just now learned


#221

Language Timothy :disappointed:


#222

We’ve managed rows and punch ups in my extended family without using social media.


#223

Mr Two Platters is a mod so can use as many c words as he likes.


#224

My ex took me out this evening. We had a delicious meal, best for ages.

The news was that she got remarried on Monday, to her ‘new’ chap of twenty-five years.

I’m delighted he’s finally regularising the situation, which was supposedly awkward to someone doused in Catholicism.

Congratulations and my very best wishes to both. :confetti_ball:

( Long ago Bryony became an adopted sister to the family.)


#225

Fair play mate - I couldn’t be that civilised to my ex-wife.


#226

Me neither. The cow stole half my fucking records.


#227

neither


#228

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#229

What you talkin’ 'bout Willis?


#230

Pretty sure that’s what I wrote, grammar Nazi failure :rofl:


#231

Pretty sure you edited it dude :slight_smile:


#232

@MJ2 Mike, that, just on its own, has cheered me up mate. :fist:


#233

Aim to please mate


#234

You got off lightly. My ex partner used to quite regularly threaten me with a knife. She subsequently went on to stab the poor fucker she married after I got rid of her…


#235

I love my boring suburban life. No stabbings so far.


#236

Feck. Lucky escape methinks.


#237

Me too / neither.


#238

Never mind the stabbings

Fuck :scream:


#239

It’s only been 20 years so it’s still a bit raw.


#240

Not me. Well, not that bit anyway. At least I don’t think so.

Jesus, tonight has been tough on so many levels.