Language Timothy 
We’ve managed rows and punch ups in my extended family without using social media.
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Mr Two Platters is a mod so can use as many c words as he likes.
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My ex took me out this evening. We had a delicious meal, best for ages.
The news was that she got remarried on Monday, to her ‘new’ chap of twenty-five years.
I’m delighted he’s finally regularising the situation, which was supposedly awkward to someone doused in Catholicism.
Congratulations and my very best wishes to both. 
( Long ago Bryony became an adopted sister to the family.)
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Fair play mate - I couldn’t be that civilised to my ex-wife.
Me neither. The cow stole half my fucking records.
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neither
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What you talkin’ 'bout Willis?
Pretty sure that’s what I wrote, grammar Nazi failure 
Pretty sure you edited it dude 
Aim to please mate
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You got off lightly. My ex partner used to quite regularly threaten me with a knife. She subsequently went on to stab the poor fucker she married after I got rid of her…
I love my boring suburban life. No stabbings so far.
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Feck. Lucky escape methinks.
Me too / neither.
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Never mind the stabbings
Fuck 
It’s only been 20 years so it’s still a bit raw.
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Not me. Well, not that bit anyway. At least I don’t think so.
Jesus, tonight has been tough on so many levels.