Shit you just now learned


#261

#262

What she left out was that as we were running around the house like a pair of kids, laughing our heads off, I was pretending to be The Cat from Red Dwarf and was singing “gonna eat you little fishy (x3), ‘cos I like eatin’ fish…”


#263

If only she’d had a smart phone.

VB


#264

That’ll suit @Rob998’ s daughter then :grinning:


#265

Twit. :slight_smile:


#266


#267

I didn’t realise this is where they got the name of the band from


#268

The best karaoke song for those who can’t sing - Tequila


#269

Nup, defo Buid me up Buttercup.

Believe me, I know.


#270

I feel for you, really I do, my imaginations taken over.
Anyone record it ? :grin:


#271

Thankfully, for all concerned, no.


#272

Surely something by Napalm Death would be more suitable? Has the advantages of no-one knowing if you’re out of tune and being able to get away from the mic in seconds rather than minutes.


#273

The beauty of Tequila is that it is one word spoken three times throughout the entirety of the tune. What can possibly go wrong ( unless you forget the word, try to be melodic/pissed or both).


#274

Newcastle United’s chief scout is Alan Carr’s dad


#275

he should be in the cock punching thread for fathering that loathsome twat


#276

Asbestos is baaaaad.


#277

It’s OK if served with butter.


#278

Salted obviously.


#279

Can not be that bad, you could buy boxes of asbestos flakes to use as pretend snow at chr241D580C00000578-2877643-image-m-25_1418829580574 istmas


#280

Made that a bit more accurate.