What she left out was that as we were running around the house like a pair of kids, laughing our heads off, I was pretending to be The Cat from Red Dwarf and was singing âgonna eat you little fishy (x3), âcos I like eatinâ fishâŚâ
If only sheâd had a smart phone.
VB
Twit. 
The best karaoke song for those who canât sing - Tequila
Nup, defo Buid me up Buttercup.
Believe me, I know.
I feel for you, really I do, my imaginations taken over.
Anyone record it ? 
Thankfully, for all concerned, no.
Surely something by Napalm Death would be more suitable? Has the advantages of no-one knowing if youâre out of tune and being able to get away from the mic in seconds rather than minutes.
The beauty of Tequila is that it is one word spoken three times throughout the entirety of the tune. What can possibly go wrong ( unless you forget the word, try to be melodic/pissed or both).
Newcastle Unitedâs chief scout is Alan Carrâs dad
he should be in the cock punching thread for fathering that loathsome twat
Asbestos is baaaaad.
Itâs OK if served with butter.
Salted obviously.
Can not be that bad, you could buy boxes of asbestos flakes to use as pretend snow at chr
istmas
Made that a bit more accurate.