Shit you just learned (probably from the internet.)

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Have a lovely birthday Matt

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Yep- MHR Matt have a great day

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Many happy returns Matt ! Have a great day.

VB

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Happy Birthday Matt. Make sure Stronzetto gives you a good deep hoof of the good glue.

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Smart Motorways will not work with stupid drivers :blue_car:

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A Tuba will fit into a Skoda Fabia boot with the parcel shelf removed, justā€¦

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Ive just learned that having 2 threads with the word shit in the title looks a bit shit.

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Iā€™ve learned do not ever go for a dark coloured ceiling.

Ever.

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ā€¦and I mean EVER.

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ā€œExperience keeps a dear school, but fools will learn in no otherā€ - ancient wanky proverb

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I always liked:

ā€˜May your wheels go square and fester at the cornersā€™.

:grin:

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Also learned that no amount of decorating, cutting in, log burner installation will lead to an increase in the likelihood of sex.

No sirree. Like painting in a nunnery.

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I presume further coats of white ceiling paint will need to be applied.

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La Spatchcock might beg to differ. The merest hint of eau de turpentine and sheā€™d be putty in your hands.

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A love palace if ever I saw one.

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Maybe sheā€™s good to go until she lies back, sees the ceiling, and for whatever reason anal springs to mind and then she cools off the idea?

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Lies back? How quaint. :slight_smile:

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Iā€™m surprised you can rememberā€¦

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If people on here are actually having sex Iā€™m fucking flouncing

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You mean while theyā€™re typing?

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Get your frilly dress and high heelsā€¦