Smart shoes aka Dr Cunties Cunty shoe emporium

Are they shorts or trousers your wearing Kev?

The tide is in

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Not me Dave
Just didn’t quite believe them when I saw them!

https://www.adidas.co.uk/y-3-makura-shoes/GX1087.html?cm_sp=SLOT-3.18

Comfortable enough looking, and cunty enough to be used as Golf shoes :+1:

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Good god man,
I wouldn’t be allowed on the course in those!

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Most of that is de rigueur for the coint

The what?

Sounds like a Dublin accent to me

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Paging @Tons_of_fun

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Genuinely LOL at that :grinning:

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It’s a shame I’m never going to get married again because that’s the shoe for the big day right there.

I am not above admitting that I like* the red Gazelle that’s being offered;

*not ‘£575 like’ but I’d have a pair.

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I would have them in a heartbeat.

'cept

It’s red the only unique thing about it, that’s a pricey amount of unique.

Just saw the Gucci label, fuck that, would put me right off.

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I suspect- and hear me out on this one- you aren’t the exact target market for this product.

I like this one too;


It has moar Gucci on it though

Even my eyes vomited at those. Feckin’ hideous…

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The red ones without the Gucci logos are £70.

So that’s £505 to have the name of a ladies dressmaker written on your trainers.

Sometimes the world baffles me. :crazy_face:

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I think you may be right. A 20 quid out the factory trainer for 575 quid isn’t my cup of tea. Influencers and their followers however, target rich environment.

What you need then is to find a pair of red Handball Spezial :sunglasses: