You can’t
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Seek help.
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Next week; sliders and socks 
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A strong look
Personally I’d go with the all purpose slider —> better airflow (For that fungal toe infection that has curiously banjaxed your inner style cues).
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Visual bullying is a thing.
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sacré bleu
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Can’t believe that Ann dresses you like that 
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Eminently sensible footwear choice for the larger/circumferentially challenged gentleman. Increases the airflow to the cankle and varicose veins in the thigh flab. I salute your common sense.
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Cunt 
I’ll have you know that my ankles have the least measurement of any circumference on my bod…nearly. 
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Reported for Human Rights violations…
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Fuck, that’s grim.
Have you seen the rest of him?
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In fairness, the Moc Croc finish is a nice touch.
When was the last time you waxed Jim?
Oh for a comma
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‘waxing Jim’ is probably a euphemism
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I take whatever you piss taking cunts write, because I know you’re only jealous of my shapely pins. 
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