Smart shoes aka Dr Cunties Cunty shoe emporium

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We know some songs about Alice

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I hope she’s delivering them

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Very very nice. And practical.

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This thread has gone to shit - I’m no way near offended enough by these.

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Can we have a video of them in action?

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Dancing to jazz on vinyl of course.

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Well, helllooo Alice !

Oi !

Fuck off, she’s MY courier

King Kenny. In Ugg boots. :cry:

Dotage boots

It appears these are a thing.

Safety trainers have been around for years.
What’s new?

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She looks quite nice. Who she?

Mila Jovovich

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Her from Fifth Element? Quite pretty.

There should be videos of pretty things so we can compare. If they were just having a little dance without their clothes that would be best imo.

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They ought to use the internet for that kind of thing. I think it would prove to be popular and might make a few extra sign up. Of course AOL may not allow it but worth a try.

Get yer selves some Sun Dick :face_with_raised_eyebrow:

Well they look durable.

Like frost on a sunny spring morning…

On a dog turd :poop:

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