Smart shoes aka Dr Cunties Cunty shoe emporium

My work shoes…

Magnum Patrol

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Socks should match the trousers not the shoes, unless of course you are making some sort of sartorial statement with your socks à la Peter Jones or Michael grade

Jon Snow seems to go for socks matching the tie!


Don’t they clash a bit with your shirt?

No, but they compliment my non ironic moustache perfectly :+1:

For @Jim

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What has been seen, can’t be unseen :expressionless:

Today

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Nice shoes,nice socks 8 out of 10

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What could have possibly been worse than those socks? :grinning:

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That looks like quite a dainty foot you’ve got there… looks like a size 7?

Those sandals are far too small. Toes need to be well back from the leading edge to avoid breaking them on shit…:anguished:

You have a woman’s foot, my lord!!! I’ll reckon those dainties have never been used to sand the floors of the captains quarters glass smooth.

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It is all about perspective and camera angles. I am a size 8 normally, but a 7.5 at Trickers in that last.
Do you have trouble getting ballet pumps for your size 13s?

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You shouldn’t kick shit, that just gets you dirty.

Been listening to hair metal all week - it has effected my desires.

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