Smart shoes aka Dr Cunties Cunty shoe emporium


Oi, less of that or some cunt will come along and say we are “edgy”, it’ll be downhill after that.


I would like to officially complain about the use of language. :rage:


Fuck me, they put the feet in effete… Perhaps better named as a shiteweight trainer.
And all for only £199!


As a young antelope roaming the savannah, I dreamt of becoming a pair of trainers & having a fleeting life being worn as a fashion accessory on the Hoxton Highveld.


Poetry, sheer fucking poetry. As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti,


It’s gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There’s nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do



It is absolutely outrageous that manufacturers should consider using Oryx hides.

They should stick to these great boots made from Kudu hide.


Certainly a more glorious legacy end than becoming some hipster’s trainer.


Surely there’s got to be a cheaper way to let the world know you’re an absolute wanker?

[protip - meltdowns on social media are working out well :+1: ]


That’s a given, surely ?


No, they are cheap, the inverse price rule works here - more expensive = more wanker


Built by Italian badgers :+1:


and people suggest I have no taste - what are they made from?


french badgers.


My type of shoe, much likey

Cat man shoo still has no taste…proven again




Needs a shave


It’s better smoked.


Slipper / shoe meld.



The cuntiness leaves me breathless