Oi, less of that or some cunt will come along and say we are “edgy”, it’ll be downhill after that.
I would like to officially complain about the use of language.
Fuck me, they put the feet in effete… Perhaps better named as a shiteweight trainer.
And all for only £199!
As a young antelope roaming the savannah, I dreamt of becoming a pair of trainers & having a fleeting life being worn as a fashion accessory on the Hoxton Highveld.
Poetry, sheer fucking poetry. As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti,
It’s gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There’s nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
It is absolutely outrageous that manufacturers should consider using Oryx hides.
They should stick to these great boots made from Kudu hide.
Certainly a more glorious legacy end than becoming some hipster’s trainer.
Surely there’s got to be a cheaper way to let the world know you’re an absolute wanker?
[protip - meltdowns on social media are working out well ]
That’s a given, surely ?
No, they are cheap, the inverse price rule works here - more expensive = more wanker
and people suggest I have no taste - what are they made from?
My type of shoe, much likey
Cat man shoo still has no taste…proven again
Needs a shave
It’s better smoked.
Slipper / shoe meld.
The cuntiness leaves me breathless