Smart shoes aka Dr Cunties Cunty shoe emporium

Oi, less of that or some cunt will come along and say we are “edgy”, it’ll be downhill after that.

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I would like to officially complain about the use of language. :rage:

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Fuck me, they put the feet in effete… Perhaps better named as a shiteweight trainer.
And all for only £199!

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As a young antelope roaming the savannah, I dreamt of becoming a pair of trainers & having a fleeting life being worn as a fashion accessory on the Hoxton Highveld.

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Poetry, sheer fucking poetry. As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti,

It’s gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There’s nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do

:scream:

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It is absolutely outrageous that manufacturers should consider using Oryx hides.

They should stick to these great boots made from Kudu hide.

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Certainly a more glorious legacy end than becoming some hipster’s trainer.

Surely there’s got to be a cheaper way to let the world know you’re an absolute wanker?

[protip - meltdowns on social media are working out well :+1: ]

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That’s a given, surely ?

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No, they are cheap, the inverse price rule works here - more expensive = more wanker

Built by Italian badgers :+1:

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and people suggest I have no taste - what are they made from?

french badgers.

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My type of shoe, much likey

Cat man shoo still has no taste…proven again

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Hemp.

Needs a shave

It’s better smoked.

Slipper / shoe meld.

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The cuntiness leaves me breathless

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