Smart shoes aka Dr Cunties Cunty shoe emporium


#1264

Not Gazelles, but I’ve just bought a pair of these.


#1265


#1266

For the new walking commute


#1267

They are very not hideous. Do they have a compass in the heel?


#1268

I’ve drawn a map on the tongue.


#1269

Ive got a pair of the same. Great for wet weather. I don’t find them as comfortable as I’d hoped though.


#1270

Wore them out last night and must admit to sore feet after a few hours.
I put it down to new boots.


#1271

You win the thread, they are the nicest shoes to be posted in a long time. :+1:


#1272

Bet they didn’t cost 1’6 :wink:


#1273

Sadly not.


#1274

Didn’t realise shoe shining was still a thing

https://www.thejauntyflaneur.com/savile-row/


#1275

After safety razor shaving, mirror shine is the next faff for the would be gentleman meat-sack.


#1276

What do you mean next?
It has been going on way before the shaving thing, just never started a thread about it.
Would never do mirror shine however unless patent shoes


#1277

Ooh get you.


#1278

I’ve polished 4 pairs of shoes this week.


#1279

I could tell you the story of a pair of suede shoes, a hotel in Pakistan, and a concierge who spends all night polishing!


#1280

Not sure I could stand the excitement.


#1281

Shiny toe box


#1282

My local, and highly esteemed, quality shoe shop proprietor, who is in his his 70’s, advises to use as little polish as possible, and to finish off by wiping the shoes over with a cloth damp with methylated spirits in order to remove any excess polish. Polish stops the shoes from being able to breath.


#1283

I wonder what the ending is?