Spirit of the Slaughterhouse: Free Stuff

I enjoyed it when I went, if it’s any consolation :smiley:

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I loved the place.

Mental and fantastic in equal measures :grinning:

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Sums the place up nicely Paul.

Tips you won’t find in any guide book.

  1. Wear a blond wig
  2. Yes, I’d like to meet your farmer uncle in Ketama
  3. Camels are friendly
  4. x5 Arabic coffees = x1 late.
  5. When dysentery kicks in do stand in the street shouting “Fucking help me”
  6. Earning Le Kepi Blanc is not worth the hassle (You do get a French passport after a bit tho)
  7. Snake charmers are full of trickery you can prove this by sticking headphones on a Cobra
  8. When bartering for a rug (You’re going to buy a rug) Don’t accept the mint tea - You’ll be there for ages
  9. Observe belly dancers with eyes not hands. They can get quite cross
  10. Go veggie.
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Now put them in order of importance or did you…
TBF you did

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Can I take this please Dom.

I had the very worst food poisoning I’ve experienced from a restaurant in Marrakesh.

Do not drop your guard when choosing food.

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A mate is moving and having a clear out.

A pair of B&W DM2 free as long as they are collected

I think they were the first 3 way that B&W did and a pair made an appearance at Settle.

Located in Hove

Drop me a PM and I will put you in touch

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