Take the piss out of bumtell here

Penance had no limits. You are a vile imposter.

You just didn’t see them reached previously.

I ask you as a kindred spirit, would you?

What, like 6 inches off the floor?

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Minimum.

Fair enough too. Sorry for interrupting and thank you for the clarification. Please carry on.

Assuming suitable access to Swarfega, a gimp mask and iron filings, naturally.

Either you are Penance light, or your standards have inexplicably risen massively. I am highly disappointed.

I’d consider a punishment fisting, dry.

You’re closer to redeeming yourself, but to truly be Penance, you’d have suggested a spit roast ten posts ago.

I wouldn’t give him the pleasure.

Yes you would.

Only if he cried.