Terms / phrases that need to fuck straight off


#261

“And I’m not even joking!”


#262

“What does that even mean?!”


#263

It’s only 9.33am and so far I’ve heard ‘Going forward’ 3 times at work…sigh…


#264

Are you around the fork lifts?


#265

I do hear ‘This vehicle is reversing’ quite a bit.


#266

For you or the fork lifts?


#267

It’s me, usually when I’m backing up to trap number one :poop:


#268

slightly more information than required


#269

Or is it trap number two :slight_smile: ?


#270

I’ve always wondered. Is there a convention on “trap numbering”?
Left to right, right to left, at random? :pensive:


#271

Left to right makes sense to me :+1:


#272

While seated or entering?


#273

Always from the left when entering…


#274

Like escalators. These are numbered from the bottom, left to right. Regardless of direction of travel.

There have to be rules, man.


#275

you engineers, always precise :rofl:


#276

‘Wow factor’ - This may be a pet hate but I have found people who say ‘Wow factor’ also have a high ‘Cunt factor’


#277

’ You’ll love this ', ’ You’d have loved that '. Oh no I wouldn’t, on principle alone if nothing else you presumptuous twat.

’ I know how you feel ', absolute bollocks, unless of coarse I’m groping you.

’ I feel your pain ', so we’re sharing identical emotions or pain receptors, some trick that one.


#278

“To die for” :rage:


#279

Anything or anyone that ‘ticks all the boxes’ can be nailed into a crate and buried at sea.


#280

“Investors In People”

Not from where I am sat.